wuts the joke here?
Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.
The joke is heartbreak.
this is the best thing. ever.
“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”
“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”
“He’s so mean all the time!”
Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST COMMENT
I literally took about a hundred screencaps of Destiny last night
…and I’m just level 5.
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
I like all of these and would like so much more of them to exist.
I’M SO GLAD FOR THIS POST
I didn’t know I wanted it until now.
French Horn Rebellion - Swing Into It (feat. HAERTS)
Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible
a green humanoid with arm swords
a pastel cat dog rabbit thing with ribbons on it
siamese twin dragon
sad orphan dinosaur thing wearing it’s parents remains
extra large flaming ferret
starfish that doesnt look like a starfish
this dog is on fire
Spiky fluffball Pikachu-wannabe squirrel.